Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)

“When I’m with a boy I like, it’s hard for me to say anything cool, or witty, or at all....I can usually make a few vowel sounds, and then I have to go away.”

-Willow Rosenberg, Season 1 Episode 1: Welcome to the Hellmouth

Saturday Night Live

"I'm Sorry. Notebooks are for notes, not for kissing."
-Mariana

Played by: Taylor Launter
Aired on: Saturday, December 12, 2009
Musical Guests: Bon Jovi

The Missing Piece

"I can be someone's and still be my own."

-Shel Silverstein

Chris Weitz

"I just let them do their thing. I think it would be creepy and inappropriate for me to advise them how to kiss one another or what it's like to be young in love. I'm 40 years old. I'm not going to Polanski out on them."
-Chris Weitz (The Twilight Saga: New Moon Press Tour,Interview by: Eric Ditzian, see full video here)

Kate Moss

"Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels."
-Kate Moss, November 13, 2009 interview with www.wwd.com

Tina Fey

"I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities."
-Tina Fey, 2008 Emmy's acceptance speech
see: http://www.harpersbazaar.com/magazine/cover/tina-fey-interview-1109

Absalom and Achitophel

Great Wits are sure to Madness near ally'd;
And thin Partitions do their Bounds divide
-John Dryden (1681)